Parrot drops bomb

Just imagine you wipe down for prints, wash the sheets, hide the phone bill and tell all your neighbours you and your ‘brother’ like to have loud passionate discussions late into the night. You even start feeling a little cocky as if you yourself had not only invented cheating but perfected it. No one suspects a thing.

Damn that parrot.

In a story that would usually be attributed to the loyalties often associated with mans best friend, the hero in this story is an African grey parrot named Ziggy.

Chris Taylor was at home one day with his girlfriend Suzy Collins when his parrot Ziggy started up with an unfamiliar tune: “I love you Gary” – over and over again. Chris, being a computer programmer, had an eye for detail and noticed a look of embarrassment mixed with ass on his now former girlfriends face. Turns out she had been having an affair for over 4 months!

Cheaters beware there is a new sheriff in town!